The perfect food...?

Well, if I ate healthy (more than one meal a day), or had more hours at work, I wouldn't mind as much.

That is true Jesse...Oh and I thought of another food that is good... Hot Dogs
I know I know it is just hot dogs...but think about it... they are and american tradition..And they taste good ... and besides which they are most commonly known at wieners<----that is such a cool word...How much better can you get I ask. not much. or if you disagree with that how about Peanut Butter and Melted Chocolate... Just Think about why those would be great foods to a Girl [img]tongue.gif[/img]

I wonder why those would be perfect for girls... you ever look at the name?

Are you insinuating something here, Josh?

Hot dogs are disgusting. I refuse to eat them. Any other unhealthy food, fine, but until I find proof as to what EXACTLY is in the dog I am eating, Hot Dogs are a big no no here.

Stop complaining, Chris. You eat my mom every night, and trust me, you DO NOT want to know what's been in her [img]eek.gif[/img]

Question, if I ate her once, how can I eat her again? Wouldnt she be digested?

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Question, if I ate her once, how can I eat her again? Wouldnt she be digested?

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<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Way to kill the joke, dumbass.

If the joke is going against me is it not my intent to kill it? [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Chris you cannot be that pathetic

that joke could have gone on for another three pages if it wanted to...joke hater...

Sorry guys. I was in the wrong. Your right there. Please resume the joke if you want, I deserve it. *folds*

does anyone remember where the joke even left off? because being me, i forgot already... [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Nope. And Im not just forgetful, but lazy, and thus not willing to go back and check -_-

welcome to my world of forgetfulness...wow look at the pretty cloud...WAIT THERE HE IS!!! ::jumps for Nightcrawler:: ::BAMF:: damn it, i'll get him...

okay new perfect food. Chicken Ramen Noodles... Yum!

i beg to differ

Well, Ramen are great, but Chipotle is the perfect extremely high calorie food. DUH.

of course chris, chipotle is amazingly cholesterolific [img]tongue.gif[/img]

I would also like to nominate wings from the Big A as a perfect food.

that could easily be done seeing as how its Big A and all

and the wings rock... BIG A 4 LIFE!!! [img]graemlins/thumbs_up.gif[/img]

Yeah...Big A has some kick ass wings. I think we all say fuck thanksgiving dinner and eat it at Chipotle tho [img]tongue.gif[/img] Oh if only it were open [img]tongue.gif[/img]

That is when you stock up with a shit load of the stuff the day before and then you can reheat it the day of thanksgiving. As long as there is pumpkin pie it is all good

Ill stick to my burritoful goodness, thank you very much [img]tongue.gif[/img] and I refuse to defile a chipotle meal by *GASP* REHEATING! it!

chipotle is not meant to be...reheated... you eat it on the spot, thats what it means to be burritoful [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Porterhouse steak, well done, ..followed by a box of Krispy Kreme !

OH GOD WHAT DID SPIDER44 JUST DO!?! He volunteerily entered Jesseville...I really hope you do not have a strong attachment to rolls over a 5, as they will now be about as scarce as me getting a date. Aka, so low that we have realistically been unable to calculate the probability.

But on a serious note, welcome to the boards, Im Chris, Taskmaster is big and scary, Warlord is fat and lazy, and Newsie and Springwood hate each other. Yeah, there we go, out message board in a nutshell.

On another serious note, I was serious about your dice rolls. Congradulations, you will never hit a Vet Pyro EVER AGAIN.

Thanks for the warm welcome, (lol) ..& oddly enough, I just had an amazing 4 games at my Sat.22nd tournament. I won a Imra Ardeen (LE)

..its was a 400pt. DC only tournie, & my team was:

Nightwing (V) 72
Oliver Queen (LE) 50
Firestorm (V) 86
Steel (R) 66
Saturn Girl (V) 76
Carter Hall (LE) 54
Checkmate Medic (V) 19
Cosmic Boy (V) 68

Hey Task, yer right last nite, I couldnt roll a 6 !

..oh & sorry it was a 500pt. tournie (see above)

Trust me, it won't last... or maybe b/c you're in Canada you're far enough removed from J-ville that it won't make a difference???

No, you're doomed. Sorry.

Uh Oh. You've acknowledged the fact that your dice are cursed! Now those 4s are looking good. We've even tried microwaving our dice for fun, and they still roll horrid. Taskmaster managed a BEAUTIFUL back to back nut shot with Vet Ultron tonight, and 2 moves later followed up with his Vet Mr Hyde ( Masters of Evil theme team )

WILL THIS CURSE EVER LIFT!!!!!!!!probably not...ok i'm done

Max you seriously dont know what you have gotten yourself into...but the perfect food...really isnt a food but a drink.. bannana strawberry smoothies [img]tongue.gif[/img] yummy yummy yummy i got food in my tummy.. [img]tongue.gif[/img] okay i am done.

..well if its drinks you wanna talk about ? (alchoholic ? or not ?) ..then I have a drink, (or drinks,) ...that will blow those smoothies outta the water ! Jolt & Jack Daniels ! Ha ! Beat that banana-girl ! lol [img]wink.gif[/img]

if drinks seem to be a topic, i got one...SMIRNOFF TRIPLE BLACK!!!! that stuff is amazing and i'll give max the benefit of the doubt for the jack daniels, but if you want a good one, mix it with maker's mark... [img]tongue.gif[/img] yummmm

Thanks Josh, Im gona try that.

Have you guys ever tried snake-bite ? ..some bars make it differently, ..sometimes its beer & whiskey, or cider & whiskey, or beer & cider.

I cant believe there is no KrispyKreme fans here !
..anyone else like steaks ? I usually have steak & eggs for breakfast. Im a big cheese fan too, ..Id eat a schock absorber if it had cheese on it. LOL

..Oh & Kerry I had a blueberry smoothie this morning, ..just to see what you were talking about. LOL [img]tongue.gif[/img]

never heard of a snake bite, sounds good though

if we are going with the topic of alcoholic beverages... i personally like sex on the beach or a between the sheets....They sound like very erotic drinks but they are actually pretty good. I had a snake bite once it was pretty good but nothing like a sex on the beach

See Max smoothies are good..especially when there delicious coldness slides down your throat and jolts your stomach [img]wink.gif[/img]